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Sportsmen and the Curious Case of Eva Longoria’s Divorce

November 23, 2010

Saddened by Eva Longoria’s divorce announcement. Still hoping that it’s all hot air.

This divorce confirms that texts are legally binding. But,is it me? or is forgiveness so last century. First texting is not sex-ing.(Many would disagree in this very digital of eras but hey ho!)If your creative juices have not entered mine you get cautioned not divorced! for for Tony’s sake!

Additionally, this divorce also confirms this line.

If you must marry a sportsman do so before he ‘makes it’.

Evidence to back this up include: Tiger Woods, David Beckham, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole. There are options though for example you can wait until they’ve retired. The third option would be make sure that you are truly the other half. What do I mean?

These men( all men) prefer to come home to a wife and warm food and therein home for at least 300 days of the year. So, to avoid being the next Eva Longoria, Victoria Beckham, Coleen Rooney,Cheryl Cole we really must work on our marriages. We must put in as much hard work in marriage just as we  put in our careers.

Work here means whatever you need to do make sure you are AT HOME EVERY EVENING.(Skype sex and other conversations count. Must be no less than an hour though.).If you cannot do this opt for a very long engagement instead and during that time try not to have children or pets together, yes, I know-so not fair.

Tony Parker
Ashley Cole
Wayne Rooney
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